oH MY GOD
IS THIS REAL OH MY GOD
we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
so long space cowboy
I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead
not goin down without a fight
What if a pregnancy test just said:
i just got OWNED