I annoy people and dont like most things. Including you.

gentlemanbones:

theonion:

Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cyclonemetal:

"well, it seems we are at an impasse."

"so we are. carry on, cat"

"same to you, bird."

"NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY"

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

joetrohman:

Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch

green alien suit (48.99)

hiroshimalated:

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep