listening to my parents scream at me
Another dinner spent all baaa myself.
sometimes my family is around me while i’m on tumblr and i don’t really know how to explain to them what i’m looking at
A wild MACHAMP appeared!
I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever
Oh god what have I done!?
this is the most important picture on the entire internet
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
Jaws Theme (Disco Version)Finally I can use this gif
I’ve been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of a way to articulate what I’m feeling but I am too lost in the funky shark rhythm
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story